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Revolt, Mutiny, Traitors!!!

My crew is revolting against the vegetarian challenge! Twinkie and Jlo are tempting me by bringing in a rib eye. All day they have been bitching about how much they miss meat. It’s been a day and a half! I mean come on. I’m only 8 days in.
Then there is Cartman. One little trip up to Shasta and he’s claiming to be protein deficient and has to eat fish to survive. I know that some people claim that is still vegetarian, but I am taking the line that it is an animal and goes against the purpose of the challenge to use will power and give up something that you take for granted everyday.
Good thing I didn’t ask these punks to fast with me. I’d have to hear that they were wasting away and their bones are poking through the skin. (Trust me all of us have enough padding to protect our fragile skin from our sharp skeletons.)
Wish me luck! I’m going to need it.

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  1. Mike Stewart
    January 10, 2010 at 11:17 am

    I had a sushi dinner. Fixed everything. Back on track now.

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